I am definitely more unlucky than most.
Some might argue that through their life, unfortunate things have happened
Or others argue that everyone has their fair share of despair
I definitely must say:
Mine beats all.
Not only that I am unlucky.
But that my unlucky occurrences happen in such a timely sequential string
It baffles the mind.
Now, I am still young.
And this shall be a interesting chronicle of my topsy-turvy life.
Of the wonderful things to come which may bring joy,
But specifically of the ones that bare down
With merciless rain upon my hapless self.
These are ordeals that I undergo.
A real person.
But keep in mind:
Use this as an avenue through which to compare your woes
And catch a glimmer of hope -- Others do go through shit too.
It's all in how you deal with it.
This is me.
Dealing with it.